in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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thebusinessend:

IT TASTES LIKE  THE COLOUR GREY, that’s so accurate, oh my god.

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briandanielwolf:

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

Cuz we’re going to Moooooordor
(Moooooordor)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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This caaaat I swear #shesbeenlikethisforalongtime #passedthefout #illneverbeascomfortableasthiscat #fatcat #catsofinstagram
Tumblr Code.

perchu:

dragon-ass:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is 
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chrome-orb 2.jpg

always reblog tumblr identification

No stop changing it!

Its “hey I like your shoe laces!”
And the response is “thanks I stole them from the President!”

no its
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chrome-orb 2.jpg

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jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

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